Smoking In The Rain
Written by
David Dunn on January 6, 2008 – 3:31 pm - 21,667 views Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, “Hey that’s a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?”
The other old lady said, “It’s a condom.”
“A condom? Where do you get those?”
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, “What size do you want?”
The old lady thought for a minute and said, “One that will fit a Camel.”
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FollowDuhMoney (Who am I?) on Jan 6, 2008 | Reply
LOL,
I got a friend that collects jokes. I’m sure he’ll keep this one.
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Sammy Ashouri (Who am I?) on Jan 7, 2008 | Reply
lmfao. great post.
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ShadowKnight (Who am I?) on Jan 8, 2008 | Reply
David,
Here is another corker for your collection
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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David Dunn (Who am I?) on Jan 8, 2008 | Reply
Going to do a blog post about this now, cheers!
David
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David (Who am I?) on Jan 10, 2008 | Reply
LOL that so funny. Great post! thanks for the laugh.
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RateMyLeftArm.com (Who am I?) on Feb 21, 2008 | Reply
Nice joke. I think I popped a vein.
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David Dunn (aka Rhumour) (Who am I?) on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply
Strangely enough I don’t recall writing this one, although it does say written by David Dunn - have I got a doppleganger? lol
However, the style of humour isn’t far from mine, though most of the scribbles I’ve posted on line haven’t been my comedic efforts……..
Rhumour, aka David Dunn